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Post by PMJ on Apr 11, 2005 13:46:07 GMT
I did the Big Brother thing KYAK STYLE. This is how it came out:
Day 1 - Josh admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Rachel. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Hannah is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Treynor later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Elliot creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Steph hits him with a wooden spoon.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of Prof. Cinders's Lab out of pizza. After much persuasion by Elliot, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the Prof. Cinders's Lab task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Treynor, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the pizza. Steph is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the Prof. Cinders's Lab task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Treynor farts and blows Prof. Cinders's Lab over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Rachel cries.
6 - Elliot gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Rachel admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a wooden spoon. Josh says he never wears condoms because they make his arse sore and Elliot agrees. Hannah goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. Treynor sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Elliot.
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Josh goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Steph and Rachel are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Josh.
9 - Steph and Rachel are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Hannah sings them a song - Can't Touch This - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote Rachel out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Rachel leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Rachel's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. Hannah has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Steph is visibly depressed and is comforted by Elliot, who tries to touch her on her breasts.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Elliot touching Steph's breasts over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Treynor refuses to run because his arse hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Treynor finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Steph calls Treynor a lazy arse.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Josh tells everyone individually that he thinks Steph is a *****. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Steph and Elliot are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Josh.
16 - The nominations are announced. Steph can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Elliot is equally stunned and turns to Steph for comfort. Treynor is distraught and confesses to Hannah that he thinks he is in love with Elliot. Hannah says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote Elliot out of the house. Steph says she is gutted and even gives Elliot a clipping of hair from her breasts to prove how much she cares. Treynor is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Elliot leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Steph clipping the hair from her breasts. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Love Island in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Love Island sounds like but Treynor says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Josh as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Josh successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Love Island but also God Save The Queen, Can't Touch This and the theme tune to Kyak TV. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Josh tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Treynor and Hannah are nominated.
23 - Treynor and Hannah take their nominations well and sit down with Josh and Steph to discuss why they voted for them. Josh keeps quiet but Steph accuses Treynor of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred arse before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote Hannah out of the house and nobody really gives a ****. Hannah leaves.
25 - Josh becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Josh's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Snorlax dung using only a knife. Josh is unsure but Treynor is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Treynor breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Snorlax incident from his childhood. Steph tries to persuade him to stay but Josh sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Treynor decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Snorlax dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by Steph from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Josh asks Steph to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Josh nominates Steph to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Steph.
30 - When the nomination is announced, Steph graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Josh is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Josh takes his £70,000 and runs away to Love Island. Nobody, including Steph, ever sees him again.
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Post by Hana-san on Apr 11, 2005 19:22:36 GMT
This is what my Big Brother one came out as:
Day 1 - Elliot admits straight away that he doesn't like the look of Hannah. He says she looks like a lesbian. As it turns out, Steph is in fact the only lesbian in the house, although Treynor later admits that he is unsure of his true sexuality.
2 - The house sit down for a discussion of how to organise simple chores. Josh creates tension by stating that the kitchen is where the women belong. Rachel hits him with a Fork.
3 - The housemates are set their first task by Big Brother - they must make a model of Canary Warf out of Beans. After much persuasion by Josh, they gamble 50% of next week's food budget on completing the task.
4 - Training for the Canary Warf task is well under way. However havoc ensues when Treynor, who is rapidly developing a reputation as the laziest fat bastard in the house, eats half the Beans. Rachel is furious.
5 - Today is the day when the Canary Warf task must be completed. Things are going well until shortly before the end when Treynor farts and blows Canary Warf over. Big Brother announces that the task has been a failure. Hannah cries.
6 - Josh gets pecked on the arm by one of the Big Brother chickens. Not a very exciting day.
7 - Big Brother is worried that things are getting dull, so he summons the housemates to have a mass debate about sex. After far too many cans of cider, Hannah admits that she likes to be spanked on the arse with a Fork. Elliot says he never wears condoms because they make his Arse sore and Josh agrees. Steph goes into a rant about how none of the other housemates have ever enjoyed a true orgasm because they're all boring heterosexual bastards. Treynor sits in the corner, quietly eyeing up Josh.
8 - Today is the first day that the housemates must nominate someone to leave. Elliot goes round everyone one by one, telling them he really likes them because they're the only one in the house that he can really relate to. Rachel and Hannah are voted as the two candidates to leave. Nobody votes for Elliot.
9 - Rachel and Hannah are told of their nominations and burst into tears, before hugging everyone and telling them they love them. Steph sings them a song - Year 3000 - to make them feel better.
10 - The public vote Hannah out of the house. She pretends not to be bothered but then breaks down and sobs that she should never have admitted about enjoying being spanked. Hannah leaves.
11 - Relationships are strained in the house as the housemates come to terms with Hannah's departure. The food budget is low due to the failure of last week's failed task. Steph has to make do without the cucumber she requested. Rachel is visibly depressed and is comforted by Josh, who tries to touch her on her Breasts.
12 - The Big Brother pyschologist replays the footage of Josh touching Rachel's Breasts over and over again. This is because it shows an interesting psychological incident, of course, not because it will increase the viewing figures. Big Brother sets the housemates the task of jogging on a running machine for twice the circumferance of the globe. They gamble 40% of the food budget on completing it.
13 - The running machine task is on target, despite the fact that Treynor refuses to run because his Arse hurts a bit.
14 - Much jubilation in the house as the running machine task is completed. Treynor finally manages to run the last 10 metres of the task and claims that without him they'd never have done it. Rachel calls Treynor a lazy Arse.
15 - Once again it is the day when nominations are due. Elliot tells everyone individually that he thinks Rachel is a *****. He also points out that anyone who wants to stay at his flat when the show is finished is welcome to come and visit. Rachel and Josh are nominated by the housemates to leave. Nobody votes for Elliot.
16 - The nominations are announced. Rachel can't believe she's been voted out two weeks in a row. Josh is equally stunned and turns to Rachel for comfort. Treynor is distraught and confesses to Steph that he thinks he is in love with Josh. Steph says she doesn't fancy any of the housemates because they're all just too heterosexual and she's a lesbian, you know
17 - The public vote Josh out of the house. Rachel says she is gutted and even gives Josh a clipping of hair from her Breasts to prove how much she cares. Treynor is also devastated but keeps his hair to himself. Josh leaves.
18 - The Big Brother psychologist shows repeated clips of Rachel clipping the hair from her Breasts. Apparently this is an important psychological incident. The public obviously agree as viewing figures soar.
19 - Big Brother sets the housemates the task of burping the National Anthem of Germany in 60 seconds. They gamble 50% of the food budget on completing it.
20 - Nobody has a clue what the National Anthem of Germany sounds like but Treynor says it's a bit like Dancing Queen. The housemates choose Elliot as the one who must complete the task.
21 - Elliot successfully burps not only the National Anthem of Germany but also God Save The Queen, Year 3000 and the theme tune to L.A. Mercury. He is proclaimed as a hero, despite the fact that a vote in a tabloid newspaper shows that 98% of the public want to kill him.
22 - Nominations are due and Elliot tells everyone that he has a Villa in the South of France and they can all come and stay for a holiday. Treynor and Steph are nominated.
23 - Treynor and Steph take their nominations well and sit down with Elliot and Rachel to discuss why they voted for them. Elliot keeps quiet but Rachel accuses Treynor of being an arrogant, lazy, self-centred Arse before bursting into tears.
24 - The public vote Steph out of the house and nobody really gives a ****. Steph leaves.
25 - Elliot becomes the first housemate to have a wank. This footage goes down well with the Big Brother pschologist who proclaims that it gives us a true insight into the working of Elliot's mind and brings out his true personality. In other words, he's a wanker.
26 - Big Brother sets the remaining three housemates the task of shifting 5000 tons of Dad dung using only a Fork. Elliot is unsure but Treynor is confident, claiming to have done something very similar when he was younger. They gamble 50% of the food budget.
27 - Completely out of the blue, Treynor breaks down in tears and announces that he is leaving. He claims that it is because the dung-shifting task has brought back the painful memories of the Dad incident from his childhood. Rachel tries to persuade him to stay but Elliot sits in a corner, rubbing his hands slyly. Treynor decides to leave.
28 - With only two housemates remaining, the Dad dung task proves impossible. They fail miserably and resort to getting extremely pissed on some vegetable wine, made by Rachel from a couple of mouldy carrots she found in the Big Brother garden.
29 - Nominations are due for the final time. Elliot asks Rachel to marry him and she accepts. Unsurprisingly Elliot nominates Rachel to leave. Rather more surprisingly, so does Rachel.
30 - When the nomination is announced, Rachel graciously accepts defeat and proclaims that Elliot is a worthy winner. As they are soon to marry, she also agrees to shag him. The event is broadcast live to the nation and is preceded by a speech from the Queen. Everyone in the Big Brother production crew breathe a huge sigh of relief as viewing figures go through the roof. Elliot takes his £70,000 and runs away to Germany. Nobody, including Rachel, ever sees him again.
Soz Josh I didn't mean the last bit to be Rach and El!!
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Post by Strife Karven on May 29, 2005 17:23:38 GMT
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Post by smiley on Sept 4, 2005 20:28:14 GMT
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, and did you make the rofl copter?