Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 8, 2005 14:45:05 GMT
a mouse
who thinks bankroft should get blown up?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 8, 2005 16:09:39 GMT
My ants
How shall we blow it up?
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Post by smiley on Jun 8, 2005 17:26:31 GMT
because its better than the woofing
Why are you not wearing underpants on your head?
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Jun 8, 2005 18:00:41 GMT
Because the sun is shining
Where did all the rats go?
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Post by smiley on Jun 8, 2005 18:42:25 GMT
where the sun isn't shining
Why have i got headphones on when I'm listeng to nothing?
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PMJ
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Post by PMJ on Jun 8, 2005 20:43:10 GMT
Because sience is bronze.
Why is mooooooooooooooooo not in the dictionary?
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Chloe
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lost in thine eyes
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Post by Chloe on Jun 8, 2005 21:27:09 GMT
Because it went on strike
Where has the sun gone?
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Post by Prof. Cinders on Jun 9, 2005 7:27:18 GMT
Down Slice way
Why aren't I doing my coursework?
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Chloe
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lost in thine eyes
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Post by Chloe on Jun 9, 2005 10:39:22 GMT
Because the trees are singing
Why is the ceiling dancing?
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PMJ
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Post by PMJ on Jun 9, 2005 14:20:31 GMT
Because my lightbulb took ecstasy.
Whay is my mooooo a cow?
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Post by smiley on Jun 9, 2005 14:38:46 GMT
because your lightbulb took an overdose
why is my bed messy
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 9, 2005 16:28:07 GMT
because of all the blooming chickens
why does my sis always pinch my CDs?
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Post by aango on Jun 9, 2005 20:21:48 GMT
`cause i have a keychain saying :12.0107,1.00794,126.90447,12.0107,107.8682,15.9994.(CHICAgO in elemental weight)
why does 3448629783463756+43573985723985=273958751401530785700015?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 10, 2005 16:41:59 GMT
Because my metronome has broken
What is my printer singing?
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Post by smiley on Jun 10, 2005 20:59:15 GMT
its that damn trampolining ant thats holding a tennis racket
Why are my eyes brown
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PMJ
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Post by PMJ on Jun 11, 2005 12:00:06 GMT
because my pliers hurt
why is my speaker a loud moo?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 11, 2005 18:57:17 GMT
Because my mother is annoying
Why can't I have purple hair?
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PMJ
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Post by PMJ on Jun 11, 2005 19:13:56 GMT
Because my mother is annoying
Why do the batteries on my camera run out JUST after I've charged them for 3 days?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 12, 2005 10:16:16 GMT
Because the moon is skiving
How many poggles have you got?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 13, 2005 16:16:07 GMT
91837452827436282734647382836.9274365452782736473878237373 and a half
why am i sick?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 14, 2005 17:39:19 GMT
Because the grass is always purpler on the other other side
Why are squares like circles?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 14, 2005 17:59:35 GMT
because grasshoppers love to swim in the sea
why must time fly?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 14, 2005 18:15:37 GMT
Because the birds are feeling lazy today
Why is physics interesting?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 14, 2005 18:16:05 GMT
because crazy loonatics have invaded london
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 14, 2005 18:28:19 GMT
why are the martians sleeping?
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