Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 14, 2005 18:29:41 GMT
because they ate all the moon cheese
why does my window eat flies?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 14, 2005 18:58:35 GMT
Because the rooster is flown
Why is the ocean pink?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 14, 2005 19:11:26 GMT
because it's the most fantastic flavour in the known valley
why do ants fly like eagles?
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Post by aango on Jun 14, 2005 19:46:13 GMT
ZZZZZ.. Huh??
zx cjh kzs? ruct lerifu ero icfu?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 14, 2005 19:54:12 GMT
BECACAUSE MY KEYBOARD IS STUCK ON CAPS LOCK
WHY DO HIPPOS SNORE?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 15, 2005 12:51:23 GMT
Because of all the numbers
Why has the computer blown up?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 15, 2005 14:04:01 GMT
because children eat oranged
why do eggs crack?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 15, 2005 16:30:06 GMT
Because the winds have to go to the toilet
How do hippos fly?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 15, 2005 17:31:38 GMT
with beetles
why do geese fly in groups?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 15, 2005 18:31:45 GMT
Because the swivelly chairs have broken When did the moon go out?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 15, 2005 18:48:09 GMT
in 192836281028273 and a half years with 16 pence left over
what is the square root of 25?
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PMJ
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Post by PMJ on Jun 16, 2005 20:58:30 GMT
fivetyfivehundreadnadfivetyfive
why do I have 694 emoticons?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 17, 2005 16:38:45 GMT
because fish and chips are good
what does DNA stand for?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 17, 2005 17:04:04 GMT
Long Hair Rocks
How do you breed flying fish?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 17, 2005 17:33:18 GMT
BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT STOP GOING ON ABOUT HOW I SHOULD NOT CUT MY HAIR!!!!
my hair looks good short.... doesn't it?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 17, 2005 17:33:57 GMT
Only if the moon goes pink
Why won't the stars sing to me?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 17, 2005 17:37:47 GMT
because you can't put youre muck in our dustbin our dustbin our dustbin You can't put your muck in our dustbin Our dustbin's full!
one gingerbeer two gingerbeer three gingerbeer four gingerbeer five gingerbeer six gingerbeer seven gingergingerbeer?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 17, 2005 17:39:39 GMT
Fiiish and chip and vinegar, vinegar, vinegar, fiiish and chips and vinegar
Pepper pepper pepper salt?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 17, 2005 17:49:00 GMT
most certainly!!!
will the opera be a sucess?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 17, 2005 19:52:06 GMT
Not if the peasants have stolen the crimpers.
Where are the crinkles?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 17, 2005 19:57:47 GMT
because latin is made of paper
why are speakers called Billy-Bob and Jo??
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 17, 2005 20:54:39 GMT
Because my friend has dodgy emoticons
Why are the earths drowning?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on Jun 18, 2005 20:39:20 GMT
because sickness's cure is always cheese
doritos anyone? (yes happy dorito day for yesterday everyone)
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PMJ
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Post by PMJ on Jun 19, 2005 8:40:06 GMT
BBLB! ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY! HYDRO AND RACHEL'S WEDDING! KYAK HERITAGE FESTIVAL!
Why is my camera cool?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on Jun 19, 2005 10:27:01 GMT
Because the palm trees are drunk
How can I get ginger beer?
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