Chloe
Pokémon Master
lost in thine eyes
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Post by Chloe on May 22, 2005 12:28:13 GMT
I ask a question, next person gives an answer that is either completely wrong or completely irrelevant, try not to be too sarcastic, but subtle irony would be cool (not expecting it)
Why is the sky brown?
(stupid questions also allowed)
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 22, 2005 12:29:52 GMT
because fish eat sweetcorn
Why do computers always get viruses?
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Chloe
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lost in thine eyes
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Post by Chloe on May 22, 2005 12:37:43 GMT
because they buy bananas
Why do bananas scowl at everyone?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 22, 2005 12:39:56 GMT
because chickens come before eggs
Why do fish smell?
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Chloe
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lost in thine eyes
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Post by Chloe on May 22, 2005 12:42:42 GMT
because flowers have wings
Why do flowers lay eggs?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 22, 2005 12:47:19 GMT
because England never win the eurovision song contest
What makes balloons smell?
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Chloe
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lost in thine eyes
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Post by Chloe on May 22, 2005 12:48:36 GMT
electronic capacitors
why is tech crap
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 22, 2005 12:52:29 GMT
because pigs eat printers
What is freddy the fly doing right now? (my friend's pet fly)
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Chloe
Pokémon Master
lost in thine eyes
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Post by Chloe on May 22, 2005 18:08:14 GMT
counting sheep droppings
Why can flies fly?
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Post by Prof. Cinders on May 22, 2005 18:33:02 GMT
Because my brother eats his boogers.
Why aren't I posting in Rosie's MM topic?
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Chloe
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lost in thine eyes
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Post by Chloe on May 22, 2005 18:33:57 GMT
because I've got 400 posts
Why can't I fly?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 22, 2005 18:52:30 GMT
BECAUSE RACHEL IS AN ANNOYING IDIOT WHO I HATE AND WILL SERIOUSLY KILL TOMORROW
WHY DOESN'T RACHYPOO NOT LIKE BEING CALLED RACHYPOO?
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Chloe
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lost in thine eyes
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Post by Chloe on May 22, 2005 18:57:02 GMT
because roses are orange
Why are oranges salty?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 22, 2005 19:14:18 GMT
because i live in Bosnia
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PMJ
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Post by PMJ on May 22, 2005 20:04:24 GMT
I'll ask the question, then...
Why does my mobile bounce off the walls?
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Chloe
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lost in thine eyes
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Post by Chloe on May 23, 2005 16:01:03 GMT
because you live in a banana
how are bananas built?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 23, 2005 16:27:27 GMT
with a TV gadget
what kind of music is flour?
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PMJ
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Post by PMJ on May 23, 2005 18:55:05 GMT
because of random leaflets
why do i have curly hair when it's long?
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Post by Hana-san on May 23, 2005 18:58:02 GMT
because of mushrooms.
Why does the sun look like it goes down at night?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 23, 2005 19:01:15 GMT
because bees are purple
how do ants laugh?
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PMJ
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Post by PMJ on May 23, 2005 19:02:15 GMT
with a little bit more 'umph!'
Why is Moo a MOOSEAGEISM!?
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Post by Prof. Cinders on May 23, 2005 19:51:55 GMT
Because Augustus has the most hideous shade of orange as a hair colour.
Why do I hate toenails?
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PMJ
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Post by PMJ on May 23, 2005 19:55:45 GMT
BEcause of Augustus's ugly dress sense.
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 23, 2005 19:56:12 GMT
because cheese is yellow
why does chicken pie taste so nice?
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Chloe
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lost in thine eyes
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Post by Chloe on May 23, 2005 20:44:12 GMT
because i'm tired
why do cows moo?
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