PMJ
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Post by PMJ on May 23, 2005 20:47:38 GMT
Because sheep go NEIGH!
Why do dogs Miaow?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on May 23, 2005 20:53:36 GMT
Because I told them to ;D
Why is playdough squidgy?
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PMJ
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Post by PMJ on May 24, 2005 7:58:26 GMT
Becuase Pi = 3.14159 26535 89793 23846 26433 83279 50288 41971 69399 37510 58209 74944 5923 and spinach shrinks when you microwave it. So do crisp packets!
Why do blondes have more fun?
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Post by Prof. Cinders on May 24, 2005 8:35:08 GMT
Because I can stand on my head and sing the national anthem at the same time.
Why am I at school?
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PMJ
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Post by PMJ on May 24, 2005 9:58:06 GMT
To shoot my photocopier.
Why do Bakewell tarts have cherries on them?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on May 24, 2005 17:09:58 GMT
So that they're harder to hear.
Why are cherries green?
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Strife Karven
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Post by Strife Karven on May 24, 2005 18:03:51 GMT
coz someone painted them
whos dead here
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Post by Prof. Cinders on May 25, 2005 9:41:18 GMT
TOM! Next time read the RULES to the topic! DON'T ANSWER THE QUESTION CORRECTLY!!!! Anyway... Paintbrush is. Why am I sitting on here doing "drama"?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 25, 2005 14:48:47 GMT
because a hamster stole my eyelashes
why are you wearing your mum's knickers on your head?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on May 25, 2005 15:09:28 GMT
Because it is sunny
Why did my hamster enter this grave life of crime?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 25, 2005 20:44:41 GMT
because my speakers are purple with green spots
why is rachypoo an electronics lover?
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Post by Prof. Cinders on May 26, 2005 15:54:10 GMT
Because my mum wants to run around the garden screaming.
Why does everyone mock me?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 26, 2005 17:40:56 GMT
because chickens smell of snails
why does the phone ring blue?
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Post by Prof. Cinders on May 26, 2005 18:36:03 GMT
Because my name is Flebbegebble
Why does my window fancy my door?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 26, 2005 18:47:24 GMT
becase computers like barbeques
why are cheesy feet always associated with cheesy key changes?
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Post by Prof. Cinders on May 27, 2005 19:35:48 GMT
Because my hair's always up in a ponytail
Why am I mad/weird/insane/freaky?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 27, 2005 20:32:09 GMT
because your blood is green
why does my retainer eat flies?
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Lugiasian
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I burn cute little animals =)
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Post by Lugiasian on May 27, 2005 22:55:08 GMT
Because it's actually a frog. Why did you steal my game and put it under a different name?
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Post by aango on May 27, 2005 23:00:39 GMT
cause i won a million dollars.
why is my friend sick with and the sabbath of ?
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PMJ
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Post by PMJ on May 28, 2005 7:46:31 GMT
Because you are an annoying n00b. Why do mongrels eat dustbin lids?
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Lugiasian
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Post by Lugiasian on May 28, 2005 9:50:47 GMT
Because they're hobos.
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
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Chloe
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Post by Chloe on May 28, 2005 10:28:18 GMT
hippos are dancing too fast
Where am I?
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Post by Hana-san on May 28, 2005 15:36:38 GMT
In the toilet.
Is my brother a girl?
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Rosie
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Post by Rosie on May 28, 2005 19:32:27 GMT
yes because webcams are furry
why do sheep cross houses?
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Post by aango on May 28, 2005 20:25:23 GMT
to get to the other side. what is the squareroot of 56×(76÷ the cuberoot of ñ)- ñ in which ñ = 50 (the answer (true) is 1550.51267641756910259383369021053... )
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